Brie Everyday Cheese Wheel

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$19.00

Reviews

(mostly from devs who didn’t read the docs)1624 reviews

Don’t compromise on brie-carrying joy with this artisanal, hand-crafted wheel of pure cheesy perfection. Smooth, creamy, and guaranteed bug-free¹ (we think). Perfectly pairs with crackers, code reviews, and existential dread.

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In stock and ready to (not actually) ship ²

Lifetime guaranteeAs long as you promise not to actually use it for buying cheese³

¹ "Bug-free" refers to the cheese. The code still has some.
² Shipping not available outside your imagination.
³ We legally cannot stop you from using it for cheese, but we really wouldn't recommend it.
⁴ Crackers are out of stock. Virtual cheese unaffected.'